While moving the fridge

I can not not post this that I overheard today

M: "Al Pacino, did I tell you he's one of my 3 people I would sleep with?"
- referencing the article read in the BIG ISSUE

ANON: " One! of your Three!"

M: "Yeah, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Al Pacino, How bout you?"

ANON: "Hmmm I dont really know, Johnny Depp is a bit um, soft looking"

M: "What do you like tough guys- like Tony!"

TONY: " Hey, I just moved a fridge!"

M: " Yeah! well Johnny Depp was running a whole pirate ship!"