Showing posts with label conversation.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conversation.. Show all posts

Monday, August 3, 2009

Books, bacon and eggs.


A Book club has been started in Elwood.
It was started by Louise and she tells me the first meeting went well
it was held in a local cafe and there was
lots of wine and bonding over books.
She say's it even got a bit rowdy!
How fun!

Another potential member came into the store today,
She is someone who always makes me smile
In a way I can't really explain..
There are all types of transaction smiles in the store
but sometimes there is a smile that belongs only to me
and isn't necessarily shared.

So I will write down the transaction I had today with the
potential book club member,
I write it in order to pass on the type of smile
I cant rally explain..

X enters the store, She is in her 70's and has toffee
coloured hair.
She lives on her own as her sister passed away recently
and they used to live together.
She has a new flat
and is has nice new carpet and she is very happy there.
She comes in after catching the bus on an outing.
X likes to take outings.

"Oh hello"
"Hello, what a beautiful, Oh-"
( this is a high pitched noise
that is always followed
by a short little laugh,
like an 'um' but an 'oh' that laughs instead of pauses.)

"Oh-just beautiful!
Now where are your eggs?
I got some lovely big ones the other day,
you know when they are lovely and big?
Oh-" Her B's are pronounced hard.
"..Now let me pay for them first and I'll tell you
how I do my eggs, it's French I think, yea, the French way."

"...Right now how much are they, Oh-lovely!
Ok now let me tell you what I do, I get a small pan,"
her hands make the size of the pan just above the counter,
as if the counter is her stove top.

"Oh- I've got lots of small pans, Oh-
I pop the bacon, now I get lovely bacon
from the butcher down the road, right then,
I cover the pan with the bacon." Her hands show me the pan
being covered with the lovely bacon.

"..then I cook the bacon on one side, its the french way,
and I have two eggs waiting in cups, and then when I turn the bacon
over and..." her hands cover the small pan again with the lovely bacon.

"..and I pour each egg, yes, each egg, I can fit two in the pan,
on top of the bacon, can you see?" she says, keeping her hands
in the shape of a circle.

" I have a small lid, made of glass, so I can see whats going on,
and I pop the lid on and while the bacon and the eggs cook together I get my
toast ready, Oh-."
" Here take this bread sample for your toast." I say passing
her some whole meal sourdough in a bag.

"Oh- thank you, yes I will, now when the eggs cook up
with the lid on you see, just on top of the bacon, oh-
the french way, yes the french way. "

"....Now I take the lid off
and then I pour the whole lot on the toast. Oh-
Oh- just that easy. Oh I enjoy it I do! Yes, its just lovely.
Oh- You should try it.." She says gathering her things together
and pushing at the door.

" Yes I will" I tell her,"except I am a vegetarian
so I will try it with perhaps some potato?"

"Oh- Oh- Yes do, if you're in to that kind of thing,
and let me know how you get on."

We smile at each other and out the door she heads, stopping
to read the notices in the window.
Back in she comes.
"Oh- a Book club!
Now what's that book club?" Her B's are pronounced hard.
"Is it on during the day? because I do like to read I do
I read lots of lovely books..
and I need things to do during the days..."

And then she leaves and I smile to myself.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Q & A

Q. "Oh sorry how long have you been waiting for?"

I ask the woman who was waiting patiently at the counter with her goods..

( as I rush in the front door after chatting too long with another
shopkeeper further down the road about the wonders of chinese herbs.)


A. "Well I was looking for a pen to write a note,
I was going to leave the money with a note!!"


"What an honest little village we live in.." and I smile at her.

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Q. "What do you suggest for people
coming off coffee?"
asked R. while looking
across at C. who looked to the left, to the right
to the floor, then to me..

A." Dandelion tea,
but not too much of it.
Green tea, for the caffeine hit
and warm water cause,"
I answer looking at C.,
"Coffee is often a huge
part of peoples constitution
and when you go off it,
your system can respond by going, 'Ahhh, constipated!'..."


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Q."Do you stock Tiger Balm?" asks the young woman
in red soccer uniform and matching red cheeks.

A. "Well no, we used to but now we have other things,
is it the heat you're after?"


A." Oh you know, cramps from soccer" she says,
rubbing her exposed leg and smiling.

A. "Well you can use 'MAG PHOS" cream,
rub it in then use a hot water bottle.
Magnesium Phosphate is great for cramps,
usually you take it but we also have it as a cream.
It doesn't contain Camphor which is what tiger balm is."


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Q. " Do you have any unsalted butter? asks Rmn,
who is 9, has a joker smile and whom I adore.

A. "Why yes I do", and I reach up to the top shelf in the fridge
to get it for him.

Q." Whatya makin' Rmn?

A. "Chocolate Mousse!"
Q."How much is 100 grams?"

A. "Bout this much," I show him
marking the butter to where about 100gms would be.

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Q."When is the tea house going to be open?"

A."We're getting there, but really, who knows-but it will open!"

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Q." What time do youse guys close love,
I left me wallet with me old man and
I really need to get some of the yoghurt its good for me gut you know,
you got any spoons?"


A." 5.30 today Hun, cause its sunday. " I smile
as I watch out for the customer
as she often bangs into everything there is to bang into,
due to the fact her eyes are only half open,
due to the fact the supplements she takes are not the ones sold in a shop..

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Q. " Is that little sock on your key ring from Chileo?" I ask a woman
as I hand her her change.

A." Yes it is, I just arrived back after working there for a year....
Q. How do you know about Chileo?"
( an Island off Chile)

A. "Oh a woman who used to work here also went there to work,
It just looks so beautiful,
all those painted houses in the fishing villages.."


"Yes its is great, I had no spanish and even if I did
they speak so differently from the mainland. They
are so resourceful and very poor..You know, its amazing
How much you can learn, with no language, from the poor..."

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Counter Point.

"ABC its as easy as 123", sang small boy at counter
"You're obsessed with Michael Jackson aren't you", responded small boys mother
"Yeah, but he died", said small boy to me
"Yeah he died" , said I
"Yep, everyone dies- EVERYTHING in the whole world will die" , small boy declared
"Yep everything, the trees, the cows, the people, the flowers..", said I
" Oh..... O.K, Cool! Can I get some chocolate covered licorice?", small boy asks
"Yep", says I
"Well see ya then, tomorrow..", and out the door they went.



Organic chocolate covered licorice, Dark and Milk,
we alternate, sold by weight.